This hat isn’t just a vibe, it’s a cry for help disguised as a flex. Whether you’re dodging rent, running on credit, or just faking it ‘til next Friday, the Can’t Afford to Be Here foam trucker lets the world know you’re broke, but committed to the aesthetic.
Classic sponge foam front with a breathable mesh back, just like the ones your uncle wore when he peaked in ’92, but make it ironic. No logos. No labels. Just pure, unfiltered self-awareness stitched into a snapback.
100 percent polyester foam front—soft, loud, and probably smarter with money than you
Structured 5-panel with a curved bill for maximum side-eye shade
Mesh back so your scalp can still breathe when your wallet can’t
Adjustable snapback because your budget’s tight but your head’s not small
Brand-free, just like your bank account
💳 This is not a hat. It’s a lifestyle choice made in poor judgment and killer taste.
