Can’t Afford to Be Here Captain’s Hat | Shipwrecked With Style

You’re the captain now… of bad choices, low funds, and high vibes.

This Can’t Afford to Be Here Captain’s Hat is for the ones who keep the party afloat while their bank account sinks. Classic foam front. Mesh back. Snapback fit. And those gold embroidered captain’s wings on the brim? That’s not rank, it’s pure delusion dressed like authority.

Whether you’re steering a yacht, a pontoon, or a bar tab you have no business opening, this hat says it all, so you don’t have to.

• 100 percent polyester foam front—lightweight and ready for impact

• 5-panel structured with a curved bill for blocking sun and responsibility

• Gold wings on the brim to remind everyone who’s captaining the chaos

• Mesh back to keep you cool when the vibes get hot

• Snapback closure for a custom fit that adjusts better than your spending habits
  

🚤 Perfect for boat days, beach hangs, brunches you can’t afford, and pretending the dock fees are “handled.”

Lead the crew. Ignore the balance.

You’re broke. You’re in charge. You’re thriving.