Look broke, feel fresh.
The “I Can’t Afford to Be Here” Foam Trucker Hat from our Negative Collection brings peak sarcasm and style to the front row. Whether you’re at a festival, concert, or brunch that maxed out your last credit card swipe, this high-profile foam trucker lets the world know—you showed up anyway.
Available in multiple colors to match your mood (or lack of funds), with breathable mesh, a classic rope detail, and an adjustable snap for that just-right fit.
• 100% polyester front + mesh back
• Structured 5-panel, high-profile fit
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching
• Matching braid and sweatband
• Adjustable snapback – one size fits most
Flex like you’re rich. Cry in the car later.
#NoBadVibes #NegativeCollection
